Oh, parrots. They’re the world’s blabber mouths. They don’t know what they’re saying, but at least they’re saying something. Also, haven’t you heard of parrots who saved their owners’ lives because they can’t shut their mouths? Maybe you should start thinking about getting one as a pet, especially if you live alone.
You’re not allowed to have pets at home? Then consider getting a parrot on a shirt for now. It comes in two shades of purple to choose from. Grab one for yourself and wear it while you’re still dreaming of having your own pet parrot.
• 100% ringspun lightweight cotton
• Tubular construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Seamless collar
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem